Julianna's Jokes .......

1.How do you change a pumpkin into another Veggie?
You throw it into the air and when it lands its "Squash"ed
2.What is a cow's favorite form of entertainment ?
they love to watch Mooovies....
3.Why is Peter Pan always flying around ?
Because he lives in "Never Land"
4.What did Snow White say to the photo shop when she drop off her pictures to get developed?
Someday my "Print's will come"...
5.How much should you charge a pirate to Peirce his ear?
A Buck n' ear..
6.What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrrgials ...
7. What do pigs do when they go to las Vegas?
play the slop machines...


.....More to come or if you know any please add to the list n commets just rember the jokes are for kids...... thank you jon